| Q. Last summer, I was cleaning out the gutters on the shed behind our house. While digging through the leaves, I found a worm. The shed roof is about 6 feet above the ground. I checked the downspout, there weren't enough dead leaves for it to crawl up through the downspout. How did it get up there? The only thing I can think of is a bird dropped it, and it ended up in the gutter. Any other possibilities? |
| A. Well, for one thing, birds are pretty good worm-holders. Getting a worm out of a bird's mouth is about as easy as getting a donut out of my mother's. Secondly, did you happen to look up and see any trees overhanging the shed or happen to be taller than the shed or nearby? The worm probably fell off a tree and into the gutter, either by a gust of wind or of his own accord in an attempt to escape from a hungry bird, my mother, or bad life decisions. |
| Braun again // 01-May-08 |
| Q. Which, of the known dinosaur species, do you think is the coolest? My vote goes to spinosaurus. |
| A. I always liked the Stegasaurus as a kid, which is funny because I also liked the Blue ranger the best in the original Power Rangers Tv series. Oddly enough, that's where I got most of my information about dinosaurs (well, that and the movie Jurassic Park). I was never terribly interested in them, so I never actively studied our world's prehistory. The only thing I know about Steggo is that it was a plant eater and had giant spines on its back that made it extra crunchy when bigger dinosaurs ate it. |
| Braun // 17-Apr-08 |
| Q. how old am i |
| A. 22; you'd think you would know that yourself...me. I guess I am getting a little senile. |
| angelo // 16-Apr-08 |
| Q. Who has the best doughnuts in St. Louis? |
| A. You know what, the donuts I love the most are those funky ones you get at Chinese Buffets. There is a really nice Chinese Buffet near this weird Target with an underground parking lot around South West Saint Louis. Almost all Chinese Food places have them, though. I like them mostly because they are surrounded by the healthiest fast food in the United States, so at least you get SOME nutrients when you eat them. |
| Braun // 06-Apr-08 |
| Q. WOULD I GET MARRY |
| A. Ummmm...Not to anyone who speaks English, unless they wanted to take advantage of you. |
| ARTURO // 16-Mar-08 |
| Q. Where did all of the stuff go? |
| A. We're working on fixing the site. I saved all of the questions and answers, they will be put back up once we can figure out what went wrong. I will still be answering questions, but for now all the old ones are going to have to be stored away for abit. |
| Uh-oh! // 10-Mar-08 |
| Q. Take Two! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could indeed chuck wood? |
| A. According to a study by the International Association of Hypothetical Scientists a common woodchuck would, if it could, chuck an average of 25.5 pieces of wood 5 feet, by 5 feet, by 5 feet an hour for five hours straight without getting tired. The average is increased to 30 if it is chucking wood backwards, 24.3 if forwards, 10.332 if with one hand, and 24.8 if thrown to either side. |
| Subculture Clash // 21-Feb-08 |
| Q. What do you think about scientology? |
| A. This will be answered in a video! |
| Ainsley // 20-Feb-08 |